Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.