Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
I am no more humble than my talents require.