Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.