When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.