Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.