Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me