What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.