I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.