If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.