If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.