Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.