Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.