Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.