Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?