No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.