We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.