In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.