In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.