In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.