I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.