I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.