I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.