Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.