Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.