Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.