Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.