I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.