I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.