There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

Technology adds nothing to art.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.