I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.