I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.