You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.