Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.