Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.