A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.