Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.