Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.
Phyllis DillerWomen want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis DillerMy timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
Phyllis Diller