Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.