All mothers are working mothers.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.