Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.

A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.