For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.