[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.