Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.