Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.