Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.

You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.