You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.