I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.