Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.