Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

All mothers are working mothers.