get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
Phyllis Diller[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
Phyllis DillerWhen I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
Phyllis Diller