The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.