Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.