We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.