We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.