My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

All mothers are working mothers.