My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.