I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.