Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.