It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.