Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.

All mothers are working mothers.