Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.