Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.