Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.