Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.