Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

All mothers are working mothers.

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.