... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.