Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.