It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.