It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.