It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.