I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.