Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.