They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.