Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.