I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.