... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.