I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.