Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.