I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!