The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.