If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!