Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.