The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.