Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.