Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.