Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'