My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
All mothers are working mothers.
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.