I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.
No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.