I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.