Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.