Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.