I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
Phyllis DillerThey always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.
Phyllis DillerI'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
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