By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.