I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.