I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.