I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.